Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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