Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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