also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
...so i touched it.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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