Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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