lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
