What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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