Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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