so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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