and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
