sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
How naked do you want me to be?
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