butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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