Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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