? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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