it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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