Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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