Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Did I show you my penis last night?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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