Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
