No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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