I puked a lego.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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