My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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