Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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