this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Randomize