there was a trapeze. enough said
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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