Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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