Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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