quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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