She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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