Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
