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(718): View more from New York

Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.

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(727): View more from Florida

it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling

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(660): View more from Missouri

It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

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(618): View more from Illinois

His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.

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(518): View more from New York

We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.

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