My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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