I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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