if i died would you start the facebook group?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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