I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Its about making memories worth repressing
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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