Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
accomplished twins. life is a go
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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