HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
