I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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