Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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