that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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