Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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