i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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