I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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