Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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