You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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