So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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