i just google imaged poop.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize