good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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