Me. At least after what I've been through.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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