It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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