I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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