That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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