i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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