I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize