Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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