Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I could fuck to npr.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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