True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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