Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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