Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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