so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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