If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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