Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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